On the First Day of Christmas... An Airman gave to me...

Sunday... all four candles lit... One more to go... eh... So we talked about movies today... no not at church... In the TOC... Tactical Operation Center or something... We came up with a rating scale... Phenom... Great... Nice... Good... Sucks... You may think that this is a skewed rating scale... But when you are fine movie critics like us... It is very easy to fall into the Suck catagory... Most movies suck... that is for sho'... fo shizzle if you will... mah nizzle... It is much harder or more hard to rate movies that are good to FEEEENOMINAL!!!!!! Phenom is reserved for movies like Gladiator or Goodfellaz... I am here to amuze ju??? And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!!! Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?Now there is a disturbance in the force... Comes in the form of an Orlando Bloom flick named Kingdom of Heaven... A movie about a wussy blacksmith that follows his dads way to attempt to bring peace in the middle of the crusades... You can see where I am going with this... I did not like this movie... I thought O'Bloom was a weak actor (aka maximus wussinus in Troy) in this one...

what to watch... mathew or orlando... the answer is up in the air...

Battle scenes bleh... Ending... woopy f'n do... It seems that I am alone in this one... There is apparently a hot chica in one of the roles... Sal ah Din's wifey... Now for you historically inclined personnel... Tikrit (the city I am in you forgetful ones) ... Is in Sal ah Din Province... Of course if you watch the news it could be spelled Sallahdin, Salah din, Sal lah Din, Saladin, etc,.. They haven't come up with a common spelling... Anyways... he was this Muslim General back in the day that fought King Richard the Lionhearted during the Crusades... Very smart and very honorable... I will just say it... he probably used these guys below (clone troopers) ... cuz he opened up a can of...

on the onward Christian Soldiers... And beat us back to the Vatican... But that is ok... cuz this place sucks and I heard Italy has some good vino... anyways... So yea... I am living in his home town, statues and crap... Saddam thought he was the incarnation of the guy... couldn't be further from the verdad... Anyways... back to this suck'feztiva of a movie... Apparently everyone thinks this movie is good except for u'rz troole... So... My job for y'allz bustaz is to watch this movie and let me know what the deal is... if you all say it is a "great" movie... I will watch it again... and give it another chance... if not... my deadpan movie sense are still kick'n li' co'chicken... ya stick'n?

And here is a picture of a g-strizzle being tossed in the air...

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED...?

m.d.m

P.S.

The picture of a few days ago... of me walking in the flames... That was the eternal flame in Kirkuk, Iraq... legend says it has been burning since the beginning of time... There are some biblical references to it so I was told... Also supposedly in Koran... So I decided to walk on it... Just kidding... well I mean I did... but that is ok... a blessing of sorts... pretty cool... if you kick the ground a flame will come out of it... The athiest look at it as a pocket of natural gas seeping out of the ground that continually feeds the flame... that is a boring point of view... Way better to think of it as Allah's lil bar-be-que pit... NO HOT DOGS or BRATZ !