I flex my brasos hard core down for the clicka'Who's that eminating funk through the speaka'
Bass gets to thumpin' ruckas get to pumpin'
Who's that rockin' got the party start jumpin'
Blastin' through hah no need for the booyaa
Right hammer with the one knuckle eye-shot through ya
Step to the crowd I feel the strain'
Throw chingasos in the mosh pit feel the pain
So don't get in my way baby
Because the huero loco came in here to play baby
My shit will pump up this jam hot damn it's the baddest
Tres Delinquentes
step into the madness...
I don't puff blunts... So I always got my breath... Neva had to battle with a bullet proof vest... Wait... Yes I have...haha... uhhh not funny... Now we on to new stuff... Well Happy Merry Christmas's eve... from the 'Raq... Well I have been just throwing some fluff-stylz on the blog for the past two... Did you go to BANG BANG BANG BANG.com...? Well... if not you are no friend of mine... GATTA COORDINATE...! And yes... my most perceptive cousin Clint'un has been correcto-mundo... I have RECEIVED THE PACKAGE... I just wanted the blog to be a lil special for the display... ja know... So the M-Lo el Wonderious LlAmA put the most excellent picture together above... of Ira'qz Tr'zDelinquentez mas boracho...! SI'MON!
And for my next number... I would like to return to the classics... perhaps the most famous classic in all the world of music...
bring in La Isla Bonita real slow... yea like that...
Que ondas muchacho I bienes te miro
si me tries bronca me enloco deatiro
me paro te tumbo no es tu rumbo
y con el lingo talvez te confundo
Oh shit it's the attack of the five foot ten
The blaxican once again with the cocked hair pin
As I emerge from the depths of the realm my son
I got the black gat fat track coke and rum
Otra vez ya lo vez and the crew somos tres
One blaxican on the squad you don't test
Hittin' hard like an Aztec swift like a Zulu
That's what it's like with a palm shot through you
My mannerism mild still the punks get piled
My number one assassin flips the mad funk styles
Me I play the back role but I'm delinquente
This is how I freak it when I'm...
...speaking to the gente...
Itz nothing... we drunk'n... we buzz'n... tonight we gon'be clubbin... thiz fxn... iz jumpn...
Well... I went to Bayji a day or so ago... wait that was yesterday... did i tell you this is the land of perpetual Groundhog dayz... well did I... Yea... Well road in some up armored UpArmored Land Cruisers... speeding through the streets of the bayji... dodgin and moving past piles of rocks... or are they... but you have heard all this before... nothing too eventful... the usual dull quick movements... then the sudden SCREEEEEEEETCH of tires... IED ahead... hmm... CC call to press... Hit the gas and fly right by... sucka MC trying to cause trouble... We get the Bayji Distribution Terminal where I meet with the Don of the facility... I present him with a token of our appreciation he has deserved by risking his life working with the CF (coalition forces ja know... ahh yea I jumped in the air train) ... Soon there after I received my first Man Kiss... Comparable to the kiss given by the Don Corleone... I guess I am in the family now... When do I start getting paid...? FOOL HIT YOU WITH THE GOLDEN RULE!

Our appreciation for risking your life... Free subscription to Ebony...!
Anyways... we got home alright... otherwise how would I be writting this... Then I got my most excellent package from Clint'un... I love packages with a SoundTrack... DJ SouthPaw put it down on this one... Another fine production from the RED ROOM STUDIOS... That'z COPYRIGHTED BEEECHAZ...! You have to listen to it to understand Beavis... so don't try... well what else came in this most rightious of care packages...?

All behold the power of EL PATO and THE VENERABLE P-38...
FYI...
During WWII, the Korean and Vietnam Wars when hungry GI's were ready to dive into their delicious meal of C-Rations they used their trusty P-38s to open the cans. No it wasn't the famous WWII fighter plane or a pistol, it was an amazingly simple little piece of 1-1/2 inch stamped metal that was developed in by the Subsistence Research Laboratory Chicago during the Summer of 1942. Unbelievably it was developed in just 30 days.
It's official designation has been 'US ARMY POCKET CAN OPENER' or 'OPENER, CAN, HAND, FOLDING, TYPE I', but it is more commonly know by its nickname the P-38 which it supposedly acquired from the 38 Punctures required to open a C-Ration can. It is also known by many as a "John Wayne" especially those in the Navy and Marines because he was opening a can of C-Rations using a P-38 in a WWII training film, from then on Marines or Sailors started referring to them as a "John Wayne".
Originally P-38s came wrapped in brown Kraft paper packets with a diagram and the directions how to use printed on it. About a dozen P-38s in their paper packets came packed in a case of C-Rations but eventually only 3 were included in a case. These handy gadgets have adorned the dog tag chains and key rings of WWII, Korean and Vietnam war vets ever since they opened their first cans of C-rats with them.
During WWII GIs would hold C-Ration can opening races using P-38s that were usually won by a GI who could open a C-rat can in less time than it takes to read this sentence.
well... I hope this blog was as good for you as it was for me...
That reminds me of joke that I heard on one Doggystylistic afternooon...
What do you call Nutz on a Wall...

Wallnutz Silly!
What do you call nutz on your llama's chest...?

CHESTNUTZ you nut...
So... hmm... what in the world you call nutz on your chin...?

Did you think I was going to say it...? Well all I know is I got a big sak'o nutz...
Lick'a Shot...!
Let the gat humm...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
-baka'boyz