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Hello my name iz Dr Greenthumb...

I doubt Cypress Hill has pipes as big as this... Another venture to the Tigris river... If you remember there was the Al Fathah bridge that CF (Coalition Forces... ok I will just say it... the U.S.) destroyed... blowing all the pipes connecting the Kirkuk Oil Fields to the Bayji Refinery (you know the refinery that now produces 70% of Iraq's oil product) and a critical pipeline that swings up to Mosul and finally out to Turkey... You get that oil to Turkey and Joe Iraq get's paid tha big bucks... Money comes in... The Iraq Gov't has money to pay good cops... They start enforcing rules like Jay Walking... and poof... the insurgency starts to disappear... Cuz as you must know from the media (or not cuz they don't tell you this!) ... The insurgency is 80% or so made up of two brothers... John Iraq that thinks these pipelines head straight to Ariel Sharon and George Bush's private estates... and Jose Iraq that is pissed off that CF just blew up his 5-series camel or house with his family in it... So this is a new year... but my solution is the same to this thing...

First we need to recognize a couple things...

This is not a war... It is an Insurgency...

The Insurgents are not just "terrorists", they are John and Jose Iraq...

Gatta get John and Jose a job... so they feel secure...

(they are working on Llama's and my $1.5million project..teehee)

Teach them about the importance of oil to their economy...

(Pipe schematic of the Al Fathah pipe crossing... the first step in their future)

Then we need to learn how to be compassionate...

And we have to be ready to pay the cost of compassion...

Then the Insurgency will go away... and his death will not be in vain... and Iraq will be free...

Well that is the way I see it at least... Until then I continue to play with my pipes...

Pipes, pipes, pipes!

All pipes must go. At the Al Fathah we're slashing pipes in half! This is a pipe blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pipes! We got white pipes, black pipes, Spanish pipes, yellow pipes, hot pipes, cold pipes, wet pipes, tight pipes, big pipes, bloody pipes, fat pipes, hairy pipes, smelly pipes, velvet pipes, silk pipes, Naughty pipes, snappin' pipes, horse pipes, dog pipes, chicken pipes, fake pipes! If we don't have it, you don't want it!

Hey lil' mama let me whisper in your ear... Wait till you see my blog... ooh... Wow it feelz good to blog again... does it feel good to read it...? feed the ego pleaze... ok... Last blizz'og... Had some interesting photos a la Lopez... you did read the last blog right...? NO? GO READ IT FOOL... AND POST!

First off... the A. Jaramillo title photo was taken by Llama the Wonder Brother Tin-Lo... He was backpacking through Patagonia, Argentina... i suppose some kind of Llama Hajj thing... when he found that sign...

JARAMILLO'z ARE WORLD WIDE MY FRIENDZ!

Act lik'ya Don't know the J-UNeT...

Well... the next photo of discussion... is the Rose... You might have thought this was some photo I took off of some exhibit or something... Little did you know this was shot, cut, designed, and published by our very own M-Lo The Wonder Llama... This Rose was blooming right under our noses... Roses do grow in the desert... and it smelt wonderful... all the way until some army guy dumped a bunch of bleach on the soil... M-Lo gave it a respectful passing by cutting it and sharing it with the less fortunate... awww...

And finally... the title photo to this entry... What we have here is Leandro's Tavern in St. Johns Arizona est. 1934... And in front is Clint's ol' El Camino runnin kilo'g... beautiful scene... so many memories... M-Lo comes through again on this one... superimposing the spirit of Mariuz in the pic... thousands of miles away... and i am right there...

That is it for this Blogius-maximus... You all enjoy your Sunday... paz

I've laid more pipe in this town than a plumber...

-Mariuz