Render unto Ceasar's what is Ceasar's...
Today is that special day of the week ladies and gen'amens... Yeah it is Sunday... The day where you realize awww man I gotta go to work tomorrow so let's have a BAR - B - QUE...! Oh yea and if you are willing you give your respected place of worship an hour of your life (maybe more depending on your religion or none at all) ... If you are Catholic you complain and whine that you gotta go and if you go you start giving the priest subliminal messages that time is running close to an hour by looking at your watch every genuflection... Ahh I love being Catholic... Like a fat boy loves cake... Today's Mass over here in the sandbox was at combat speed... Drier than Lancaster and quicker than a Jaramillo to a beer... We were out of there by the half hour mark (hehe he said Mark... hehe) ... I know some people would appreciate that... But I want substinance... I didn't even have time to interpret today's Gospel into something that makes sense... Had a lot of God is the only God stuff in the readings... The Gospel according to Matt was the one where those Herodian dudes are up to no good... Always trying to mess up Jesus's game by talking jazz about if we should pay taxes... I am sure if Jesus would have said... NO WAY! The IRS would have transported back in time and arrested him... But Jesus, always good with the spoken word said... Give me that coin... who is on there...? Washington... and he said in a modern day interpretation... Repay unto D.C. what is D.C.'s.. and give God what is God's... Now this is where I need to think...
Ok... I have been thinking about this all day... Basically what I think this is... man this is tough... Follow the rules of the land... Plus maintain your bond with God... Now this has many implication in the military... Where do you draw the line where law ends... and God begins... I can almost hear my pre-Law friend cringe... As far as U.S. Law goes you don't... We have laws... many many many laws... That contradict each other... Hence the need for lawyers to interpret... Wow... This blog is going nowhere... You will do things in your life that are wrong... We all sin/break the law... What matters is how that plays into your life... A sinner can sin and be redeemed... A law breaker can break the law and pay man's penalty to be free again... A sinner that doesn't have a redemption clause in life will continue to sin and it will lead to moral corruption... Same applies in law... If there were no laws, chaos would ensue... And there would be no purpose for hell cause there would be no lawyers... j/k (had to get that in there Chairman) ... We need to heed both laws and sinful things (mmm... Sinfully chocolate...) ... We are human though... God knows this... Not to sure the law does though... I HATE YOU HERMOSA BEACH PO'POs...! I will wrap this up because words are just words and I am getting carried away... Be wary of who you are and how you affect other people... Laws and perceptions be damned... Don't worry too much... Cause you will always have a brother, family and friend in me (you too Hermosa Beach Police man... but if I see you in an alleyway...) ... And we will all be ok... I think...
Hey... Did you hear the word...? These bustaz over here voted... They don't know if it passed or not but that is water under the bridge... I knew they wouldn't let me down... All they need to do now is start pumping oil and we be straight... I will take back every haji-laden durka word I have ever said about the man dress wearing, towel wrapping little guys. Just kidding... they coo... now where's my squishy!
Here is an interesting fact of the day... You know my last name... some of you have it... Now say it the way you are suppose to say it... HA-R (roll that r' like a tiger... rowr...) A-ME-YO... Apparently if you say that fast to an Arab speaking individual they will say that means Ali Baba... So yea... I am all chilling thinking... I am the Ali Baba... Ali Baba and the forty theives... Ali Baba and the forty thieves... Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'. Robbin' and raping - busting two in the ceiling. I'm wheeling' - I'm dealin' - I'm drinking, not thinking. Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinking. Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey. And when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky. Skirt chasing, free basing - killing every village. We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage! Uhhh... yea... no... That is a bad thing over here... I guess he is like the American equivalent to Jesse James... without the good side... So I am just Captain J to any arab I meet now... But this isn't new to anybody... Jaramillo's been stealing hearts since the beginning...
Today is that special day of the week ladies and gen'amens... Yeah it is Sunday... The day where you realize awww man I gotta go to work tomorrow so let's have a BAR - B - QUE...! Oh yea and if you are willing you give your respected place of worship an hour of your life (maybe more depending on your religion or none at all) ... If you are Catholic you complain and whine that you gotta go and if you go you start giving the priest subliminal messages that time is running close to an hour by looking at your watch every genuflection... Ahh I love being Catholic... Like a fat boy loves cake... Today's Mass over here in the sandbox was at combat speed... Drier than Lancaster and quicker than a Jaramillo to a beer... We were out of there by the half hour mark (hehe he said Mark... hehe) ... I know some people would appreciate that... But I want substinance... I didn't even have time to interpret today's Gospel into something that makes sense... Had a lot of God is the only God stuff in the readings... The Gospel according to Matt was the one where those Herodian dudes are up to no good... Always trying to mess up Jesus's game by talking jazz about if we should pay taxes... I am sure if Jesus would have said... NO WAY! The IRS would have transported back in time and arrested him... But Jesus, always good with the spoken word said... Give me that coin... who is on there...? Washington... and he said in a modern day interpretation... Repay unto D.C. what is D.C.'s.. and give God what is God's... Now this is where I need to think...
Ok... I have been thinking about this all day... Basically what I think this is... man this is tough... Follow the rules of the land... Plus maintain your bond with God... Now this has many implication in the military... Where do you draw the line where law ends... and God begins... I can almost hear my pre-Law friend cringe... As far as U.S. Law goes you don't... We have laws... many many many laws... That contradict each other... Hence the need for lawyers to interpret... Wow... This blog is going nowhere... You will do things in your life that are wrong... We all sin/break the law... What matters is how that plays into your life... A sinner can sin and be redeemed... A law breaker can break the law and pay man's penalty to be free again... A sinner that doesn't have a redemption clause in life will continue to sin and it will lead to moral corruption... Same applies in law... If there were no laws, chaos would ensue... And there would be no purpose for hell cause there would be no lawyers... j/k (had to get that in there Chairman) ... We need to heed both laws and sinful things (mmm... Sinfully chocolate...) ... We are human though... God knows this... Not to sure the law does though... I HATE YOU HERMOSA BEACH PO'POs...! I will wrap this up because words are just words and I am getting carried away... Be wary of who you are and how you affect other people... Laws and perceptions be damned... Don't worry too much... Cause you will always have a brother, family and friend in me (you too Hermosa Beach Police man... but if I see you in an alleyway...) ... And we will all be ok... I think...
Hey... Did you hear the word...? These bustaz over here voted... They don't know if it passed or not but that is water under the bridge... I knew they wouldn't let me down... All they need to do now is start pumping oil and we be straight... I will take back every haji-laden durka word I have ever said about the man dress wearing, towel wrapping little guys. Just kidding... they coo... now where's my squishy!
Here is an interesting fact of the day... You know my last name... some of you have it... Now say it the way you are suppose to say it... HA-R (roll that r' like a tiger... rowr...) A-ME-YO... Apparently if you say that fast to an Arab speaking individual they will say that means Ali Baba... So yea... I am all chilling thinking... I am the Ali Baba... Ali Baba and the forty theives... Ali Baba and the forty thieves... Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'. Robbin' and raping - busting two in the ceiling. I'm wheeling' - I'm dealin' - I'm drinking, not thinking. Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinking. Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey. And when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky. Skirt chasing, free basing - killing every village. We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage! Uhhh... yea... no... That is a bad thing over here... I guess he is like the American equivalent to Jesse James... without the good side... So I am just Captain J to any arab I meet now... But this isn't new to anybody... Jaramillo's been stealing hearts since the beginning...
President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida.
- Jay Leno
posted by Mariuz at 2:18 AM
3 Comments:
hi mark it's pam.. when in the world do u have time to write such a loooooong blog! jaramillo sounds like ali baba.. haha... that made me laugh a lot!! i wonder what saelak would sound like to them .... :)
laws...eh! who gives a shizz....criminals juss gotta keep breaking em' so that i can buy my mansion and car!
how come there are no walmarts in iraq??? because there are too many targets..haha
Ok Aladin! Good stuff...I'm also Sergeant J. I'm sure Jaramillo's everywhere wait quietly in a waiting room...waiting for their name to be called out "Jar-A-mel-lo, you're next"
AJ
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