Monday, November 21, 2005

NAUGHTY KNOTTIES
Now you thought I was just 7-7-0…?

I send small cities and states… I O Us… Nothing like a lil’ Luda to get you in the mood to write a blog… LUDA! I mean… Does “I got Hoes” just exemplify the rap culture or what… I think I might have this track playing in cut as I walk down the aisle to my wedding… I will step… dip… slip… to the altar and rock the shoulder back as the Padre says those binding words… How iz that for a wedding… I guarantee a party… But what of the lucky lady… probably not so much… Working next to Mysteria R-Dl for the past two months (I’VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO MONTHS!!! WHA!) … I have gained a new perspective on this wedding thing… A perspective that will lead me to never get married… just kidding… There is a society of these engaged women (and I am sure some really “metro” dudes) called Knotties that share ideas about how to get married… They have forums, schematics, OPORDS (if you know what that is… get out of the military) , and secret hand shakes… Planning for a wedding these days make Normandy look like a trip to the local justice of the peace… I suppose this is that one day that most women (and Metro’z) want to be perfect… There must be a genetic sequence on their XX chromosomes that expresses itself when the time is right… I could say… that is all ridiculous and you are wasting your time with all that hub bub… but I won’t… cuz it is an important day… and you go Knottie… do how you do and get that “final” ring… but just remember a wedding on the edge of heaven is just as important as the one binded in a simple room… Get married and be one forever… In Shallah…

I have been watching Mysteria R-Dl and M-Lo the hairless Llama go about their days… Making the best of barren situation… Mind over matter… A wonderful lesson… If you close your eyes and remember… You could be back in the states, drinking tallboys, going at 9 holes in Norwalk with your brother and cousin…

Dangerous times I see ahead… All this talk from congress trying to make plans for us to go home is not good… We will leave when we are ready… Like I said before… we have a plan… and we are entering the final critical phase… Tell your congressman… let the guys with stars on their shoulders end this… not some elected official whose closest deployment was to Cancun paid for by a lobbyist… So Capt Morgan Rummy Rumsfield is correct on this one… Military leaders will determine when it is time to go… Their boys are the ones dying… Trust them… they don’t want to stay here one day longer than needed…
Iraqi tip of the day… stay away from Iraqi Police Checkpoints…

Ever had a friend… and then not…? What happened…? How did you react…? Is it salvageable…? Wouldn’t it be nice to talk to him/her again…? Don’t wait another minute… they could be just an email away…
Yea… yesterday’s blogs front pic was from the Bayji Power Plant… My cuz works at a Power Plant in AZ… doesn’t look like that… You hear about environmentalists always talking trash about the way we produce power in the states… You should see the controls they have on a U.S. plants… Emissions are practically nil… As opposed to this one… Get this Clint… They run their turbines on straight Crude Oil, Residual Crude, and Sour Gas… you should smell this place...

Hmm… one of these blogs I will go through the process of Oil… Fascinating… from Dino’z to Octane… Trust me it is interesting… that could be the dork in me talking…
Time to go... Try not to have a case of the Monday's...
Till Death Do Us...
-Man in Black

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

that plant looks HORRIBLE!!! -Emily

4:00 PM  
Blogger Martin said...

Has M-Lo recieved his "jerky" yet?... I am referring to the US "Mail Package".

Troops

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I've never planned a wedding but i"m sure only one mag and some websites would be enough. But that's probably why I'll NEVER get...the "m" word!

Anywayz...POOOOOOWER PLANT!

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Cousin AJ

9:49 AM  

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