IF I CAN'T... DO IT...

Homie it can't be done...

I'ma let the champagne bottle pop... I'ma take it to the top... Sho'how I'ma make it hot...

Baby... Baby...

Whesszin'Fanil'nia!!! Conquered the Bayji Badlands once again... Make ya feel good to go to spat like that... But I guess they figured they can't hustle a hustla... Sure we got tha bad looks and the usual flip offs... Das ok... couple of qua'ludes she'll be back in da mornin... Met with some of those VIP Iraq'z... Seemed to be happy... even the one that came back from Jordan after getting blown up... He a big boy... I brought him chocolate covered nutz to make him feel better... get ya head out of the gutter... Bizzzzzzzzzzness... Made some progress... but I am sure you don't tune in to hear about the flow of Crude, Fuel Oil, Benzene, Gas Oil, Kerosene, and Naptha... the usual suspects... you tune in to hear about the flow of the RROC crew... Shazaam O, Mysteria R-Dl, and of course the M-Lo the Wonder Llama...

His work ethic always amazes me... Keeps track of all the oilz in the northern AO and still puts together stuff like the above... Iraq would be a deployment if it wasn't for things like that...

The power of voice... Well today I watched Mysteria R-Dl weave her mysterious magik words while talking to a very staunchy Army NCO. Basically fighting for the rights of our own Iraqi translator... When all seemed to fall on deaf ears... her innate ability to pierce the mind of another pushed through and won Slick the right to eat like a human... (Slick is his American given name to protect his identity..) ... Good Job R-Dl... the Day's unsung hero... You don't need my help... well on this case... :) Stop throwing chocolate at me... I am trying to wash the Llama...

Da Childrenz...

Still mad at myself... I didn't get a pic of the welcome committee at the front gate... A bunch of childrens running next to our HUMVEE... waving and smiling... If that is the way I could end all my days I would be a happy man... Thinking about though... I wish they wouldn't do it... The enemy doesn't care if they get killed or live... What an F'd up world this is...

Here is a pic of one of the guys I met with today... Really nice... kept feeding us candy and tea... then gave us some shots of Arabic coffee... whoa... This man as small as he looks yeilds mad power is this land... He has sacrificed a lot... possibly too much... in aiding our cause... but always keeps his smile... It is on the backs of people like this that this country will be built on... With some time maybe in 10 years you will vacationing at Iraqi'sneyland... Riding the 55gal Barrel ride on the oil mountain... watch out for the drop at the end... I think they may have left an IED there...

It is 0030 and I could continue typin till Doc says it'z a wrap...

It'z a Wrap Nia...

-DocDrizzle